Sherlock Holmes x2
How simply stunning!
I love this quote. Sherlock claims he’s not a hero, and maybe he isn’t. He might be cold and he might be a “high-functioning sociopath”, but he doesn’t deny that people have died, and he has to stop Moriarty from killing anymore.
Plus, he rips John’s clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. Gotta love it.
When hearing a smoke alarm, a mother would look towards her child. Amazing how fire exposes our priorities.
“Mother, did you really have to invite him?”
“Did you really have to invite him?”
“Of course she invited me, she always invites me.”
“She always invites me.”
“I’ve been alive 7 years longer than you. I’ve been to more of these.”
“Again, pulling the age card. Someone might think you’re compensating for something, Mycroft.”
“Do you always have to be like that?”
“What do you mean, ‘like that’? I’ve always been ‘like that’. Name one time when I haven’t been ‘like that’.”
“I would say when you were a newborn, but no, you were irritating then, too.”
“Still bitter because mummy paid more attention to me?”
“Of course she paid more attention to you, you hadn’t moved to solid foods yet.”
Sherlock picked a steak knife up off the table and twirled it between his fingers. “Boys!” exclaimed their mother, backing nervously away from the table.
“Mother!” exclaimed Sherlock, abruptly stopping the knife in order to stab it into the table.
“Look, Sherlock, you’ve upset Mother again.”
“Look, Mycroft, you’ve ruined the table.”
CBS: We’re going to do a Sherlock Holmes spinoff!!
CBS: But it’s so ORIGINAL.
Moffat: Originality is not your division.
Moffat: If you make a Sherlock spinoff, I will find you and I will SKIIIIIIIIIN YOU.
CBS: Violence is not the answer-
Moffat: It’s what people DO.
Fandom: FUCK YOU, THEY WON A BAFTA.